“If stupidity got us in this mess, how come it can't get us out.”

“Plans get you into things but you've got to work your way out.”

“Personally, I have always felt that the best doctor in the world is the Veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter...he's just got to know.”

“The more you read and observe about this Politics thing,you got to admit that each party is worse than the other.The one that's out always looks the best”

“It's almost been worth this depression to find out how little our big men know.”

“If you can't identify it, don't stick it in your mouth.”

“If stupidity got us into this mess than how come it can't get us out?”