“When I die I hope to go to heaven--whatever that is--and I want to be able to afford the price of admission.”
“All I want is not to die on a day when I went unseen.”
“Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.”
“The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man's.”
“They can keep their heaven. When I die, I’d sooner go to Middle-earth.”