“If you can't identify it, don't stick it in your mouth.”

“The best way to make a fire with two sticks is to make sure one of them is a match.”

“you can't say civilization dont advance, in every war they kill you in a new way”

“The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer. ”

“Ignorance lies not in the things you don't know, but in the things you know that ain't so.”

“Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious.”

“If you feel the urge, don't be afraid to go on a wild goose chase. What do you think wild geese are for anyway?”