“If you can't identify it, don't stick it in your mouth.”
“Don't let your mouth write cheques that your talent can't cash.”
“You should never stick something that you are allergic to into your mouth, especially if that thing is cats.”
“A cigarette is like a hamster, harmless until you stick it in your mouth and light it on fire.”
“I'm always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can't understand is, if they don't know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is?”
“Play your part in the comedy, but don't identify yourself with your role.”