“If you ever injected truth into politics you would have no politics.”

“The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other.”

“The more you read and observe about this Politics thing,you got to admit that each party is worse than the other.The one that's out always looks the best”

“I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat.”

“I am not a member of any organized political party — I am a Democrat. ”

“Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.”

“There is no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.”