“I'll bet you the time ain't far off when a woman won't know any more than a man.”

“Buy land. They ain't making any more of the stuff.”

“You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.”

“Ignorance lies not in the things you don't know, but in the things you know that ain't so.”

“The problem ain't what people know. It's what people know that ain't so that's the problem.”

“It's not what we don't know that hurts. It's what we know that ain't so.”

“The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other.”