“I'll bet you the time ain't far off when a woman won't know any more than a man.”
“Women love to talk. I'll bet Van Gogh had a woman. And I'll bet she talked his ear off.”
“There is nothing more aggravating than a man who won't talk back - unless it is a woman who won't.”
“Any man who says he can handle more than one woman at a time is either crazy or a liar.”
“There is nothing more dangerous than a woman with a shotgun. Because you don't know when it's going to go off...and neither does she.”
“Guard yourself and your conscience no one else will and know that a bad decision at the right time can destroy you far more surely than any bullet!”