“It takes a lifetime to build a good reputation, but you can lose it in a minute.”
“The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer. ”
“Get all the good laughs you can.”
“Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious.”
“I joked about every prominent man in my lifetime, but I never met one I didn't like.”
“Don't let yesterday take up too much of today”
“Never miss a good chance to shut up.”