“Lord, the money we do spend on Government and it's not one bit better than the government we got for one-third the money twenty years ago.”

“Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people that they don't like.”

“It's a good thing the American people aren't getting all the government they're paying for.”

“There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches.”

“Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're actually paying for.”

“A fool and his money are soon elected.”

“There is no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.”