“I like to hear a man talk about himself because then I never hear anything, but good.”
“Get all the good laughs you can.”
“It takes a lifetime to build a good reputation, but you can lose it in a minute.”
“Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.”
“It's a good thing the American people aren't getting all the government they're paying for.”
“Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.”