“Plans get you into things but you've got to work your way out.”

“The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other.”

“If stupidity got us in this mess, how come it can't get us out.”

“The more you read and observe about this Politics thing,you got to admit that each party is worse than the other.The one that's out always looks the best”

“Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.”

“The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it in your back pocket.”

“It's a good thing the American people aren't getting all the government they're paying for.”