“Rumor travels faster, but it don't stay put as long as truth. ”

“Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know “why” I look this way. I’ve traveled a long way and some of the roads weren’t paved.”

“If you ever injected truth into politics you would have no politics.”

“The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it in your back pocket.”

“Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.”

“Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people that they don't like.”

“If you can't identify it, don't stick it in your mouth.”