“Ten men in our country could buy the whole world and ten million can't buy enough to eat.”

“Buy land. They ain't making any more of the stuff.”

“Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people that they don't like.”

“It's almost been worth this depression to find out how little our big men know.”

“Personally, I have always felt that the best doctor in the world is the Veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter...he's just got to know.”

“What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.”

“There is no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.”