“The difference between death and taxes is death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.”
“The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.”
“There are only two things worse then an empty canvas: death and taxes.”
“The primary difference between sex and death is, with death there is no dress code”
“Death, taxes and childbirth! There's never any convenient time for any of them.”
“The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling.”