“The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has.”

“An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh.”

“It's a good thing the American people aren't getting all the government they're paying for.”

“The difference between death and taxes is death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.”

“The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.”

“The more you read and observe about this Politics thing,you got to admit that each party is worse than the other.The one that's out always looks the best”

“The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other.”