“The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.”
“The difference between death and taxes is death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.”
“There are only two things worse then an empty canvas: death and taxes.”
“The primary difference between sex and death is, with death there is no dress code”
“Sometimes the only difference between life and death is the ability to retain the smallest scrap of hope.”
“The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin.”