“The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it in your back pocket.”

“Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.”

“Plans get you into things but you've got to work your way out.”

“Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know “why” I look this way. I’ve traveled a long way and some of the roads weren’t paved.”

“A fool and his money are soon elected.”

“Lord, the money we do spend on Government and it's not one bit better than the government we got for one-third the money twenty years ago.”

“If you can't identify it, don't stick it in your mouth.”