“The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it in your back pocket.”
“* The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.”
“The fastest way to double your money is to use Cosmic Ordering.”
“The quickest way to the top, is getting off your bottom”
“Put your money in your head, that way no one can take it from you.”
“It's a wonderful thing, for half an hour, to have money in your pocket and piss it away like a drunken sailor. You feel as though the world is yours. And the best part of it is, you don't know what to do with it.”