“There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.”
“The Theory of Sexual Understanding is mine. I created it. It works between a man and a woman. It's this: Everything's up to her.”
“Galileo was challenged because he declared a theory to be a fact and argued with the Church about the genuine meaning of the Bible.”
“The Law of Attraction is a theory. Cosmic Ordering is a practice putting that theory to work.”
“Whenever a theory appears to you as the only possible one, take this as a sign that you have neither understood the theory nor the problem which it was intended to solve.”
“Arguing with a fool proves there are two.”