“When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.”
“If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.”
“The only way to beat the lawyers is to die with nothing.”
“I want to die in my sleep like my friend...Not yelling like the passengers in his car.”
“I never met a person that I did not want to like”
“I joked about every prominent man in my lifetime, but I never met one I didn't like.”
“I never met a man that I didn't like.”