“The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer. ”
“If you can't identify it, don't stick it in your mouth.”
“Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.”
“Plans get you into things but you've got to work your way out.”
“There’s only one thing that can kill the movies, and that’s education.”
“If stupidity got us in this mess, how come it can't get us out.”