“You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.”
“A cavalryman's horse should be smarter than he is. But the horse must never be alowed to know this.”
“Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. ”
“If one person tells you you're a horse , they are crazy. If three people tell you you're a horse, There's conspiracy afoot. If ten people tell you you're a horse,it's time to buy a saddle”
“I hate horses. I know people who think that they are noble, graceful animals, but regardless of what a horse looks like from a distance, never forget that it's as likely to step on your foot as look at you.”
“People on horses look better than they are. People in cars look worse than they are.”