“You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.”

“I'll bet you the time ain't far off when a woman won't know any more than a man.”

“A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people. ”

“A man that don’t love a horse, there is something the matter with him.”

“The problem ain't what people know. It's what people know that ain't so that's the problem.”

“The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has.”

“Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know “why” I look this way. I’ve traveled a long way and some of the roads weren’t paved.”