“An English gentleman never shines his shoes, but then nor does a lazy bastard.”
“A gentleman does not boast about his junk.”
“This gentleman is known the width and breadth of the comics world as "that bastard Klaw.”
“but you were never in my shoes, chinaberry/ nor I in yours”
“Tact is the ability to step on a man's toes without messing up the shine on his shoes.”
“And so because he was half bastard, half gentleman, he asked for her bra”