“Schadenfreude is so nutritious.”
“The English feel schadenfreude even about themselves.”
“To feel envy is human, to savour schadenfreude is devilish.”
“Hamburgers! The corner-stone of any nutritious breakfast.”
“There are shades of schadenfreude. My favorite shade is bright red, from a haughty spanking.”
“Jealousy always trumps schadenfreude! It’s a rule from the heartbreak version of ‘rock, paper, scissors.”