“I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.”
“I don't mind making jokes, but I don't want to look like one.”
“I didn't want to think about the fact that she could smell me, or that she just joked about eating me. At least I hoped she meant it as a joke.”
“The best way to waste your life, is by taking notes. The easiest way to avoid living is to just watch. Look for the details. Report. Don't participate.”
“If fate doesn't make you laugh, you just don't get the joke.”