“you're the dumbest smart person i know, you're the dumbest dumb person i know”

“You may not be the smartest, richest or best looking person but you're probably not the dumbest, ugliest or poorest either.”

“Either you’re one hell of an actress, or you’re the dumbest person to ever walk the face of this planet.”

“One of your siblings has got to be the dumbest. And if you’re an only child—you’re the dumb one.”

“If I stand here, I can see the Little Red Haired girl when she comes out of her house... Of course, if she sees me peeking around this tree, she'll think I'm the dumbest person in the world... But if I don't peek around the tree, I'll never see her... Which means I probably AM the dumbest person in the world... which explains why I'm standing in a batch of poison oak.”

“Everybody knows that the dumbest people in any American university are in the education department, and English after that.”