“Only the stupid and the phlegmatic should teach.”

“Smartass Disciple: Master, you should teach people not to do war to each other.Master of Stupidity: I should teach people how to win their minds of their wars.”

“Smartass Disciple: Master, that guy’s teaching is somehow annoying me.Master of Stupidity: Only as long as you stay tuned for pissed-off channel.”

“There are huge advertising budgets only when there's no difference between the products. If the products really were different, people would buy the one that's better. Advertising teaches people not to trust their judgment. Advertising teaches people to be stupid.”

“It seemed clear to me from the teaching of the Bible that Christ’s people should be separate from the world in everything which denoted character and that they should not only be separate but appear so.”

“Damn it, I should be the only one allowed to drool over him. I found him first! Or something not as stupid.”