“Why make one woman miserable ,when you can make many happy”

“Few things are needed to make a wise man happy; nothing can make a fool content; that is why most men are miserable.”

“Why should I bring happiness to those I loathe by obliterating myself, when I can make them miserable just by existing?”

“Love can do funny things to you. It can make you happy; it can make you sad. It can even make you downright miserable.”

“Do you know how many ways love can hit you? So it makes you happy, or miserable? It makes you sick in the belly or hurt in the heart. It makes everything brighter and sharper, or it blurs all the edges. It makes you feel like a king or a fool. Every way love can hit you, it's hit me when it comes to you”

“Does is make the dragon happy?" Matt asked. "Does is make the dragon happy?" echoed Tam Lin. "Why, I never thought of that. I suppose it does. What other pleasure can a creature have whose life consists of making everyone else miserable?”