“Whatever”

“When life is telling you to cry, tell it to fuck that then smile instead”

“Sex with my first boyfriend was a little bit like learning how to put in a tampon, but only half as enjoyable!”

“. . . simplicity in its pure form can lighten up the tough.”

“I know your eyes in the morning sunI feel you touch me in the pouring rainAnd the moment that you wander far from meI wanna feel you in my arms again”

“And you may not thinkI care for youWhen you know down insideThat I really do”

“Wherever you are, and whatever happened, it's okay. Just come home.”