“Prudence is a rich, ugly old maid courted by incapacity.”
“The laziness of adolescence is a rehearsal for the incapacity of old age.”
“Was it the forgetfulness of old age or personal incapacity that made the man able to say please but not thank you?”
“Everything people do that doesn’t work has to be somebody else’s fault. Next time you know, geezers’ll be suing the government for getting old and kids’ll be taking their mommies to court because they came out ugly.”
“Only a fool could set eyes on you and see an old maid.”
“What an old maid I'm getting to be. lacking the courage to be in love with death!”