“She's half mad and three parts drunk.”
“Logic!" said the Professor half to himself. "Why don't they teach logic at these schools? There are only three possibilities. Either your sister is telling lies, or she is mad, or she istelling the truth. You know she doesn't tell lies and it is obvious that she is not mad. For the moment then and unless any further evidence turns up, we must assume that she is telling the truth.”
“Half of the Ullers are half-mad, the saying went, and the other half are worse.”
“When she was done whispering in the mike and being cute as hell, they'd sing a song half in English and half in French and drive all the phonies in the place mad with joy.”
“If you're not drunk and half naked by this point, you're not paying attention.”
“Half as big but twice as mad.”