“The name's Clem Williamson Snide. I am a private asshole.”

“Whatever happened to God's justice? I am convinced that God exist and God is one asshole.”

“Like Spain, I am bound to the past.”

“I am not a person and I am not an animal. There is something I am here for something I must do before I can go.”

“Naked Mr. America, burning frantic with self bone love, screams out: "My asshole confounds the Louvre! I fart ambrosia and shit pure gold turds! My cock spurts soft diamonds in the morning sunlight!”

“Quien sabe? Not me. The older I get the less I sabe, the less wisdom, maturity and caution I have.”

“Tell Allen I plead guilty to vampirism and other crimes against life. But I love him and nothing else cancels love.”