William Codpiece Thwackery - “It is a truth universally...”

“It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good riding crop must be in want of a pair of bare buttocks to trash.”

William Codpiece Thwackery Fifty Shades of Mr Darcy: A Parody

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