“A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.”
“Diets are essentially training courses in how to feel fat and feel like a failure.”
“But it was dreadful to think of Henry, slowly or swiftly corrupted by his detestable father and mother, growing up with the fat slime of their abominations upon him.”
“I have a real problem with bloat -- I write like fat ladies diet.”
“Children should have a balanced diet. They should only consume sugar, salt, and fat in equal quantities.”