“The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for 5 seconds and think for 10 minutes.”

“Eating wheat, like ice climbing, mountain boarding, and bungee jumping, is an extreme sport. It is the only common food that carries its own long-term mortality rate.”

“I would rather be confused for 10 minutes than bored for 5 seconds.”

“You laugh at me becuse I am different. I laugh at you becuse your all the same.”

“The intension of an analytic concept arises from the abstraction of the common qualities of a group of things.”

“You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same.”

“You all laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same.”