“Writing is one-third imagination, one-third experience, and one third observation.”
“Save one-third, live on one-third, and give away one-third”
“Of your life, you sleep one third, work one third, and worry one third. If you want to change your life, what third would you change?”
“Gossip, as usual, was one-third right and two-thirds wrong.”
“The world is two thirds spaghetti and meatballs, one third syphilitic chancre.”
“Congress consists of one-third, more or less, scoundrels; two-thirds, more or less, idiots; and three-thirds, more or less, poltroons.”