“You should approach Joyce's Ulysses as the illiterate Baptist preacher approaches the Old Testament: with faith.”
“You should approach each book -- you should approach life -- with the real possibility that you might get a metaphorical boner at any point.”
“You know, the New Testament is pretty old. I think they should call them the Old Testament and the Most Recent Testament.”
“Are you an angel that approaching you should be so terrifying?”
“It happens then that God may be approached; that we may ask of him, but if we do ask of him we must ask in Faith. We must believe. If we do not believe we will not obtain. This principle of faith seems to be the means of approaching the Almighty.”
“Chances don't approach you,it's you who approach chances.”