“Ah, but what is form but a bum wipe anyhow?”

“You know it's going to be one of those days when the cat uses the carpet as a bum wipe....”

“Women wanted men who made money, women wanted men of mark. How many classy women were living with skid row bums? Well, I didn't want a woman anyhow. Not to live with. How could men live with women? What did it mean? What I wanted was a cave in Colorado with three years' worth of foodstuffs and drink. I'd wipe my ass with sand. Anything, anything to stop drowning in this dull, trivial and cowardly existence.”

“Let them say what they will, 'cause they will anyhow. Let them say what they will, 'cause they will anyhow.”

“The lunchmeat fell on the floor, and I didn’t know what to do, so I wiped it off on the bottom of my shoe and served it to my boss. Ah, but that’s life, no?”

“Ah, music," he said, wiping his eyes. "A magic beyond all we do here!”