“Our life was an inept play with some disproportionately good acting in it.”
“Do you have some kind of syndrome that makes you act this way, or are you just a rude, socially inept asshole?”
“Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.”
“There are always surprises. Life may be inveterately grim and the surprises disproportionately unpleasant, but it would be hardly worth living if there were no exceptions, no sunny days, no acts of random kindness.”
“Life is savagely unfair. It ignores our deep-seated convictions and places a disproportionate emphasis on the decisions we make in split seconds.”
“Life's miseries fall disproportionately on children.”