“The 'Net is a waste of time, and that's exactly what's right about it.”

“Knock! knock!who's there?me!me who?that's right?what's right?meehoo!that's what I want to know!what's what you want to know?me who?yes, exactly!exactly what?yes, I have exactlywatt on a chain!exactly what on a chain?yes!yes what?no, exactlywatt!that's what I want to know!I told you-exactlywatt!exactly what?yes!yes what?yes it's with me.what's with you?exactlywatt-that's what with me.me who?yes!go away!knock knock...”

“Well, that's your opinion, isn't it? And I'm not about to waste my time trying to change it.”

“Waste no more time arguing about what a good man should be. Be one.”

“If there is no solution to the problem then don't waste time worrying about it. If there is a solution to the problem then don't waste time worrying about it.”

“Nothing about art is a waste of time. "It's the time wasting that gets you somewhere.”