“Sucks to your ass-mar!”
“Your party kicked so much ass!Even though you suck so much! It's like, instead of blood, your heart pumps liquid suck! But thanks for the beer!”
“God, being noble sucked ass.”
“Well, that sucked more ass than liposuction.”
“Well, now I felt horrible. I'd marred perfectly good ass cheeks for no reason. It was as if I'd sneezed on the Mona Lisa.”
“Which isn’t, like, as bad as it sounds, because the general public kind of sucks ass.”