“The hollowness was in his arms and the world was snowing.”

“[Inigo corners Count Rugen, knocks his sword aside, and slashes his cheek, giving him a scar just like Inigo's] Inigo Montoya: Offer me money. Count Rugen: Yes! Inigo Montoya: Power, too, promise me that. [He slashes his other cheek] Count Rugen: All that I have and more. Please... Inigo Montoya: Offer me anything I ask for. Count Rugen: Anything you want... [Rugen knocks Inigo's sword aside and lunges. But Inigo traps his arm and aims his sword at Rugen's stomach] Inigo Montoya: I want my father back, you son of a bitch!”

“[Prince Humperdinck] was seventy-five minutes away from his first female murder, and he wondered if he could get his fingers to her throat before even the start of a scream. He had been practicing on giant sausages all the afternoon and had the movements down pretty pat, but then, giant sausages weren’t necks and all the wishing in the world wouldn’t make them so.”

“True love is the best thing in the world, except for cough drops.”

“There is no room in my body for anything but you. My arms love you, my ears adore you, my knees shake with blind affection. My mind begs you to ask it something so it can obey. Do you want me to follow you for the rest of your days? I will do that. Do you want me to crawl? I will crawl. I will be quiet for you or sing for you, or if you are hungry, let me bring you food, or if you have thirst and nothing will quench it but Arabian wine, I will go to Araby, even though it is across the world, and bring a bottle back for your lunch. Anything there is that I can do for you, I will do for you; anything there is that I cannot do, I will learn to do.”

“He nodded, took a step away. “I’ll send for you soon. Believe me."“Would my Westley ever lie?”He took another step. “I’m late. I must go. I hate it but I must. The ship sails soon and London is far.”“I understand.”He reached out with his right hand.Buttercup found it very hard to breathe.“Good-by.”She managed to raise her right hand to his.They shook.“Good-by,” he said again.She made a little nod.He took a third step, not turning.She watched him.He turned.And the words ripped out of her: "Without one kiss?”They fell into each other’s arms.”

“There are always too few perfect breasts in this world; leave yours alone.”