“The body of Our Saviour shat but Our Saviour shat not.”
“I almost shat my pants. Literally, the floor was almost covered in my shat.”
“If God were not only to hear our prayers, as he does ever and always, but to answer them as we want them answered, he would not be God our Saviour but the ministering genius of our destruction.”
“We're fat, we're greedy, and we don't give a shit. Our religion is TV. Our saviour is Bill Gates. We've learned our lessons well. We know how to put number one first.”
“But let us not put our sights too high. We do not have to be saviours of the world! We are simply human beings, enfolded in weakness and in hope, called together to change our world one heart at a time. (163)”
“Fuck me", Bat gasped, "It’s like an angel shat ice cream coffee rainbows in my mouth.”