“You ever get the feeling the world's filling up with bastards? I do. What I want to know is what happens when all the bastards run out of people to crap on? What happens when all that's left in the world is bastards? . . . The golden rule. Screw unto others before they screw unto you.”
“That's what happens when people reach old age; nobody remembers they've been bastards too.”
“Everything happens for a reason.Do not do unto others what you do not want others do unto you.”
“This is what happens when you try to help people. You get screwed.”
“Do you suffer when you write? I don't at all. Suffer like a bastard when don't write, or just before, and feel empty and fucked out afterwards. But never feel as good as while writing.”
“The golden rule says do unto others as you would have done unto you. The mother-in-law rule says do unto others as they would have done unto them.”