“Don't write so that you can be understood, write so that you can't be misunderstood.”

“We are all imperfect. We can not expect perfect government. ”

“Unless education promotes character making, unless it helps men to be more moral, more just to their fellows, more law abiding, more discriminatingly patriotic and public spirited, it is not worth the trouble taken to furnish it.”

“I'll be damned if I am not getting tired of this. It seems to be the profession of a President simply to hear other people talk. ”

“Presidents come and go, but the Supreme Court goes on forever.”

“Write what you know. That should leave you with a lot of free time.”

“Okay, let me get a pen." There were rustling noises. "I can't find one." More noises. "Okay,shoot.""You found a pen?""No, but I have a can of Cheez Whiz. I'll write your number on the counter with it, then find a pen and copy it."Jaine recited her number and listened to the spewing noise as Shelley Cheez-Whizzed it on her countertop.”