“I been talkin' with my buddy, and he thinks I'm virgin enough fer the two of us.”

“Nobody is bored when he is trying to make something that is beautiful, or to discover something that is true.”

“It is quite natural and inevitable that, if we spend sixteen hours daily of our waking lives in thinking about the affairs of the world and five minutes in thinking about God and our souls, this world will seem two hundred times more real to us than God.”

“Oh, believe me. The greatest egos are those which are too egotistical to show just how egotistical they are.”

“The proper time to influence the character of a child is about a hundred years before he is born.”

“what is originality ? undetected plagiarism!”

“Whoever marries the spirit of this age will find himself a widower in the next. ”