“Nobody is bored when he is trying to make something that is beautiful, or to discover something that is true.”

“I been talkin' with my buddy, and he thinks I'm virgin enough fer the two of us.”

“Oh, believe me. The greatest egos are those which are too egotistical to show just how egotistical they are.”

“Many people believe that they are attracted by God, or by Nature, when they are only repelled by man.”

“The proper time to influence the character of a child is about a hundred years before he is born.”

“what is originality ? undetected plagiarism!”

“Whoever marries the spirit of this age will find himself a widower in the next. ”