“Oh, believe me. The greatest egos are those which are too egotistical to show just how egotistical they are.”

“Events in the past maybe roughly divided into those which and probably never happened and those which do not matter.”

“I been talkin' with my buddy, and he thinks I'm virgin enough fer the two of us.”

“Nobody is bored when he is trying to make something that is beautiful, or to discover something that is true.”

“Many people believe that they are attracted by God, or by Nature, when they are only repelled by man.”

“what is originality ? undetected plagiarism!”

“The proper time to influence the character of a child is about a hundred years before he is born.”