“In the beginning God created Heaven and Earth. Man, a bit later, created the fable that "the dog, when he understands, always wants to please.”

“In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth.”

“God created heaven on earth but man created hell.”

“You're a goose-down parka and a pair of mittens away from Narnia”

“In the beginning, God created the heaven and the earth.” Sorry, Darwin-huggers, but it’s not “In the beginning, a monkey evolutioned gay marriage.”

“In the beginning Man created God; and in the image of Man created he him.”

“I must create a system, or be enslaved by another man's. I will not reason and compare: my business is to create.”