“...don't worry about how things look. People are going to think whatever they think. To hell with 'em. You can't worry about it.”

“I bet you're worried. I was worried. I was worried about vaginas. I was worried about what we think about vaginas, and even more worried that we don't think about them.”

“There are only two things to worry about, either you arehealthy or you are sick. If you are healthy, then there is nothingto worry about. But if you are sick there are only two things toworry about, either you will get well or you will die. If you getwell, then there is nothing to worry about. But if you die thereare only two things to worry about, either you will go toheaven or to hell. If you go to heaven, then there is nothing toworry about. And if you to go hell, you'll be so darn busyshaking hands with your friends you won't have time to worry.”

“If you worry about it, fix it; if you can't fix it, don't worry about it.”

“Don't worry about it; only worry about how people like her breed.”

“People are going to judge you all the time no matter what you do...Don't worry about other people. Worry about you.”