“The amazing activity of the cat is delicately balanced by his capacity for relaxation. Every household should contain a cat, not only for decorative and domestic values, but because the cat in quiescence is medicinal to irritable, tense, tortured men and women.”
“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”
“You can keep a dog; but it is the cat who keeps people, because cats find humans useful domestic animals.”
“The only purpose of cats is that they constitute mobile decorative objects.”
“Schrödinger’s cat was a Siamese cat, must have been, because if it’s at once alive and dead, it’s a zombie, and the only zombie cats are Siamese cats.”
“Rousseau pounced. Men who dislike cats were tyrannical: "They do not like cats because the cat is free and will never consent to become a slave.”