“How one creates customers by suing them en masse is a mystery known only to the copyright industries.”
“There is only one valid definition of business purpose: to create a customer.”
“For surely as each November has its April, mysteries only are significant; and one mystery-of-mysteries creates them all: nothing false and possible is love(who's imagined,therefore limitless)love's to giving as to keeping's give;as yes is to if,love is to yes”
“The question of the next generation will not be one of how to liberate the masses, but rather, how to make them love their servitude.”
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“Bad Hagridmitch! Bad, bad Hagridmitch! What did I tell you about copyright laws? Do you want to get sued? Is that what you want?”