“I love to write...and so I do...”

“Writing is a vessel...with readers the ocean and authors as its sails...”

“Writing lets other people know just how much fun it is in your head...”

“If you can get passed my grammatical ineptitude, my meandering thoughts and the obvious insanity that runs rampant in my mind...there is a story underneath.”

“A manually-powered trenching instrument is still a shovel...”

“A smart person is not one that knows the answers, but one who knows where to find them...”

“So you killed him with what now?""I tried that Dr. Phil book at first"..."And I finished it off with the toilet seat. Just so you know, you left it up again. That drives me crazy.”